Google changes their name to Topeka?
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Seriously though, if a pair of boobs had jumped out from my phone at me do you really think I'd be wasting my time here blogging about it? In case you didn't know, the image to the left contains boobs. Rather nice one's I might add as well.
Do you think I live in my mom's basement or something?
Well, just to clear it up I do not live in my mom's basement and although the possibility of boobs flying out of my phone gives me warm fuzzies, it did not happen. I wish it would, however, unlike the folks at Apple.
Yep, you heard that right. All those people at Apple must be homos or something. What gives with taking all the girlie apps off the shelf? Well, from what I hear it's not all the apps - just certain ones that don't belong to publishers with metric-shit-tons of money behind them like Sports Illustrated and FHM.
Seriously, what gives?
Are you afraid you might give someone access to a picture of a woman fully nude? In case you didn't know, the phone does come with a browser. A web browser. One can use it to browse the whole Internets and search for stuff using The Google. One may even be able to find pictures of women unclothed with their everything hanging out for the whole world to see.
I imagine you're just trying to protect the children - as everyone is these days. Yes they are so precious aren't they? Well, chances are those children have seen more than you? You have heard of sexting, haven't you?
I don't have an iPhone. Given this kind of behavior, I probably never will. What's next? You won't allow apps that have recipes that are bad for you?
Apple sucks.
Here I am to bring a streaming, bright ray of light into your life this fine, Thursday morning.I've been a little under the weather and while I know it's really no excuse, ( I mean, how hard is it to write a post on a blog? ) it's the reason I've been absent lately.
But, the news is not good. Although no news is often good news, the lack of posts from this blog is no indication that all is good.
We, as a people, are doomed.
I mistakenly pointed out that the people, generally speaking, who live in the area I live - Topeka Fucking Kansas - are screwed up individuals. I made no mistake that they are screwed up individuals collectively behaving like a selfish bunch of inbred, bible-thumping idiots. Take my word for it, they're screwed up beyond repair. The mistake I made was assuming it was a problem confined to one geographical region.
It seems people just can't seem to grasp the fact that we can bring about good things by being kind to each other. Forget it if you believe I'm talking about taking long walks on the beach or holding hands and singing Kumbaya around the campfire. Actually it's more of a, "do the right thing and treat people with respectful kindness" kind of thing. But, you know, I've always been one to expect crazy kinds of things from people.
What might you ask leads me to believe this? Well, just this article about some guy who decided to take his own life by jumping from a building in San Francisco. People were laughing and urging him to jump? Really? You'll have to read some of the comments from people at the scene. I suppose if you judge from the comments there might actually be hope left for us as there were people as disgusted as I by the utter lack of consideration from people in the crowd.
Yeah, that's my idea of a good time. Take video and pictures of some guy taking his life by jumping from a building. Hey, I know what would be even better. I could tweet about it too! What kind of selfish, anti-social, malcontented prick do you have to be in order to enjoy a person taking their life in a public manner such as this?
As for me. I don't know. I think we're all just fucked.
