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    <title>Topeka tries hard</title>
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    <published>2010-03-03T14:46:31Z</published>
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    <summary> I know I&apos;m awfully hard on Topeka, but nine times out of ten they deserve it. However, today I&apos;m going to give them the benefit of the doubt and assume that someone, somewhere has a small amount of common...</summary>
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        <name>Jim</name>
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        <![CDATA[<img src="http://www.boxedfool.com/images/fiber.jpg" style="padding: 5px; float: left;" /> I know I'm awfully hard on Topeka, but nine times out of ten they deserve it. However, today I'm going to give them the benefit of the doubt and assume that someone, somewhere has a small amount of common sense, ambition and vision. I'm not 100% sure who that person is, but they deserve a round of applause.<br /><br />In case you've been living under a rock lately, you just might know that <a href="http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2010/02/think-big-with-gig-our-experimental.html">Google wants to install an fiber optic network capable of gigabit per second speed in some city</a>. <br /><br />Prior to moving here we used Cox Communications for our broadband internet service provider. We never had any problems with them at all and the speed was top notch. Since moving here we constantly have problems and calling customer support is really not that beneficial. <br /><br />The only other choice here is AT &amp; T . . . Thanks, but no thanks.<br /><br />Both of them charge about the same amount of money. So, really one has to wonder if there is any choice at all other than not having broadband. Both of them are more than happy to tell you that you will have up to X mb/s speed, but whether or not they actually deliver is kind of a crapshoot.<br /><br />Which brings me back to Google. How awesome would it be to get some serious bandwidth up in this bitch! People around here are really serious about attracting Google and the fiber they'll bring with them - so much so that <a href="http://www.thinkbigtopeka.com/">someone started a site specifically for the purpose of spreading the word and influencing others to participate and help.</a> The mayor decided to participate as well. <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2010/TECH/03/02/google.kansas.topeka/?hpt=T2">He has changed the name of Topeka to Google</a> for the next twenty-some-odd days. So for the duration of the majority of March I live in Google, Kansas. I suppose that's better than Topeka - a good place to grow potatoes.<br /><br />I hope we do get this opportunity. It would be kick ass. Perhaps living here would be bearable with Internet surfing speeds that fiber optics can bring to the table. <br />]]>
        
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    <title>So my phone rang and a couple of boobs jumped out at me</title>
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    <published>2010-02-22T19:52:13Z</published>
    <updated>2010-02-22T20:31:06Z</updated>

    <summary><![CDATA[Seriously though, if a pair of boobs had jumped out from my phone at me do you really think I'd be wasting my time here blogging about it?&nbsp;In case you didn't know, the image to the left contains boobs. Rather...]]></summary>
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        <![CDATA[<img src="http://www.boxedfool.com/images/boob-girl.jpg" style="float:left;padding:5px;" />Seriously though, if a pair of boobs had jumped out from my phone at me do you really think I'd be wasting my time here blogging about it?&nbsp;<div><br /></div><div>In case you didn't know, the image to the left contains boobs. Rather nice one's I might add as well.<br /><div><br /></div><div>Do you think I live in my mom's basement or something? </div><div><br /></div><div>Well, just to clear it up I do not live in my mom's basement and although the possibility of boobs flying out of my phone gives me warm fuzzies, it did not happen. I wish it would, however, unlike the folks at Apple.</div><div><br /></div><div>Yep, you heard that right. All those people at Apple must be homos or something. What gives with <a href="http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2360178,00.asp">taking all the girlie apps off the shelf</a>? <a href="http://techcrunch.com/2010/02/22/itunes-promotes-sports-illustrated-sexy-swimsuit-app/?utm_source=feedburner&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Feed:+Techcrunch+(TechCrunch)">Well, from what I hear it's not all the apps - just certain ones that don't belong to publishers with metric-shit-tons of money behind them like Sports Illustrated and FHM</a>.&nbsp;</div><div><br /></div><div>Seriously, what gives?</div><div><br /></div><div>Are you afraid you might give someone access to a picture of a woman fully nude? In case you didn't know, the phone does come with a browser. A web browser. One can use it to browse the whole Internets and search for stuff using The Google. One may even be able to find pictures of women unclothed with their everything hanging out for the whole world to see.</div><div><br /></div><div>I imagine you're just trying to protect the children - as everyone is these days. Yes they are so precious aren't they? Well, chances are those children have seen more than you? You have heard of sexting, haven't you?</div><div><br /></div><div>I don't have an iPhone. Given this kind of behavior, I probably never will. What's next? You won't allow apps that have recipes that are bad for you?</div><div><br /></div><div>Apple sucks.</div></div>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>We, as a people, are doomed</title>
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    <published>2010-02-18T15:02:56Z</published>
    <updated>2010-02-18T16:04:24Z</updated>

    <summary>Here I am to bring a streaming, bright ray of light into your life this fine, Thursday morning.I&apos;ve been a little under the weather and while I know it&apos;s really no excuse, ( I mean, how hard is it to...</summary>
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        <name>Jim</name>
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        <![CDATA[<img src="http://www.boxedfool.com/images/sunshine.gif" style="float:left;padding:5px;" />Here I am to bring a streaming, bright ray of light into your life this fine, Thursday morning.<div><br /></div><div>I've been a little under the weather and while I know it's really no excuse, ( I mean, how hard is it to write a post on a blog? ) it's the reason I've been absent lately.</div><div><br /></div><div>But, the news is not good. Although no news is often good news, the lack of posts from this blog is no indication that all is good.&nbsp;</div><div><br /></div><div>We, as a people, are doomed.</div><div><br /></div><div><a href="http://www.boxedfool.com/2010/01/thank-you-for-the-clarity.html">I mistakenly pointed out that the people, generally speaking, who live in the area I live - Topeka Fucking Kansas - are screwed up individuals.</a>&nbsp;I made no mistake that they are screwed up individuals collectively behaving like a selfish bunch of inbred, bible-thumping idiots. Take my word for it, they're screwed up beyond repair. The mistake I made was assuming it was a problem confined to one geographical region.</div><div><br /></div><div>It seems people just can't seem to grasp the fact that we can bring about good things by being kind to each other. Forget it if you believe I'm talking about taking long walks on the beach or holding hands and singing Kumbaya around the campfire. Actually it's more of a, "do the right thing and treat people with respectful kindness" kind of thing. But, you know, I've always been one to expect crazy kinds of things from people.</div><div><br /></div><div>What might you ask leads me to believe this? <a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/scavenger/detail?entry_id=57406">Well, just this article about some guy who decided to take his own life by jumping from a building in San Francisco</a>. People were laughing and urging him to jump? Really? You'll have to read some of the comments from people at the scene. I suppose if you judge from the comments there might actually be hope left for us as there were people as disgusted as I by the utter lack of consideration from people in the crowd.</div><div><br /></div><div>Yeah, that's my idea of a good time. Take video and pictures of some guy taking his life by jumping from a building. Hey, I know what would be even better. I could tweet about it too! What kind of selfish, anti-social, malcontented prick do you have to be in order to enjoy a person taking their life in a public manner such as this?</div><div><br /></div><div>As for me. I don't know. I think we're all just fucked.<br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div></div>]]>
        
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    <title>My view of the world today</title>
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    <published>2010-02-08T19:17:50Z</published>
    <updated>2010-02-08T19:19:39Z</updated>

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    <title>I rest my case . . .</title>
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    <id>tag:www.boxedfool.com,2010://2.518</id>

    <published>2010-02-04T21:20:28Z</published>
    <updated>2010-02-04T21:44:21Z</updated>

    <summary><![CDATA[The other day I wrote a little post about California and the&nbsp;expectation&nbsp;they will soon be voting for a big step towards de-criminalizing marijuana. As usual, in my post I rant and rave about what a backasswards place Kansas is and...]]></summary>
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        <name>Jim</name>
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        <![CDATA[<a href="http://www.boxedfool.com/2010/01/california-i-salute-you.html">The other day I wrote a little post about California and the&nbsp;expectation&nbsp;they will soon be voting for a big step towards de-criminalizing marijuana.</a> As usual, in my post I rant and rave about what a backasswards place Kansas is and how they could never, ever do something like that. As far as I am concerned, it is just too beat into people in this part of the US that ALL DRUGS ARE BAD. However, it's ok to drink copious amounts of alcohol even if you are a teenager, especially if you plan on driving.<div><br /></div><div>As usual, I'm right. No need to applaud, just throw money.</div><div><br /></div><div><a href="http://cjonline.com/news/legislature/2010-02-04/poll_should_kansas_legalize_medical_marijuana">Some legislator in Kansas has&nbsp;introduced&nbsp;a bill that will legalize marijuana for medicinal use.</a> I'm not going to debate the medicinal effects of marijuana. It's just not worth my time, and I don't have the medical background. I'm a software developer you knuckleheads. However, I think this guy deserves a freakin' medal. He must have balls the size of pineapples. As much as I would love to think that the people in this state are a progressive bunch that will stand behind him, I know that will never happen.</div><div><br /></div>The attitude, generally speaking that I have come across is this ( from the article ):<div><br /><div><blockquote>"Let's be honest, this would be an attempt to legalize marijuana," Schwab said Wednesday. "It has no benefit for pain management. All it does is make you crave another bag of chips."</blockquote></div></div>See, they see marijuana in the light of <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bM_vLk1I6G4">Reefer Madness</a>, not for the <a href="http://www.askmen.com/sports/health/20_mens_health.html">benefits that it has</a>. What's more, I highly believe that any legislator will avoid this bill as if it were the Black Plague.]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>What exactly is an acceptable level of fecal matter?</title>
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    <id>tag:www.boxedfool.com,2010://2.517</id>

    <published>2010-02-03T19:24:05Z</published>
    <updated>2010-02-03T19:52:49Z</updated>

    <summary>As is often the case, I spend a good deal of my day finding things that interest me so I don&apos;t have to spend too much of my time dedicated to work. After all, work is soooo boring. What a...</summary>
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        <name>Jim</name>
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        <![CDATA[<img src="http://www.boxedfool.com/images/poop_food.jpg" style="float:left;padding:5px;" />As is often the case, I spend a good deal of my day finding things that interest me so I don't have to spend too much of my time dedicated to work. After all, work is soooo boring. What a drag.<div><br /></div><div>You know what would be a really cool job though? Being the guy that gets to decide what an "acceptable level" of shit happens to be in food meant for human consumption. Yeah. That would be a great job.</div><div><br /></div><div>Think about it. How many other jobs are there where you're not held responsible if the product of your work is a huge, steaming pile of shit? Or, if it contains shit?</div><div><br /></div><div>We really like to throw that shit word around a bit, "Your work is shit!" or, "You do really shitty work!"</div><div><br /></div><div>I once had a college professor tell me that an essay I wrote for a literature class was shit. Imagine the irony when I found out he died of colon cancer?</div><div><br /></div><div>Seriously though, <a href="http://consumerist.com/2010/02/who-keeps-pooping-in-my-bags-of-salad.html">an article at The Consumerist relays the information that 39% of bagged salads have bacteria in them</a>. Some of that bacteria is indicative of being contaminated with . . .&nbsp;</div><div><br /></div><div><b><i>pausing for dramatic effect . . .</i></b></div><div><b><i><br /></i></b></div><div>You guessed it, good ol' SHIT.</div><div><br /></div><div>So, definitely do not eat salad straight out of the bag. Your best interests would be served by washing it before you eat - that is unless you have an affinity for sewage in your salad.</div><div><br /></div><div>But it really makes me wonder. How can that much shit end up in our food? Why is it so impossible to separate the shit from the edible food? You'd think there were higher standards?</div><div><br /></div><div>Imagine if a company started that had a 0% acceptable level of shit in the food they sold. Could they possibly keep up with the demand or have we become a country that can't function without an "acceptable level" of shit in our food?</div><div><br /></div>]]>
        
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    <title>For crying out loud, find a room or something</title>
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    <id>tag:www.boxedfool.com,2010://2.516</id>

    <published>2010-02-02T15:13:40Z</published>
    <updated>2010-02-02T16:22:36Z</updated>

    <summary>Once upon a time I had an office, and it was good. I was actually able to focus on the work that I was doing. I was able to concentrate on difficult problems without overhearing someone else&apos;s discussions, lunch, gossip...</summary>
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        <name>Jim</name>
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        <![CDATA[<img src="http://www.boxedfool.com/images/loud-office.jpg" style="float:left;padding:5px;" />Once upon a time I had an office, and it was good. I was actually able to focus on the work that I was doing. I was able to concentrate on difficult problems without overhearing someone else's discussions, lunch, gossip or impromptu meeting.<div><br /></div><div>Unfortunately the majority of the jobs I've had involve cubicles and cubicles suck. This means that any job I have, or have had, that involves a cubicle sucks too.</div><div><br /></div><div>The biggest problem with cubicles is noise. Everything, when you're trying to concentrate on something, is noise. I certainly respect people who have the ability to block out everything except for what they're working on. I'm not one of them. I think it's really great that you can wear your headphones if that's how you block out what you consider noise, but that doesn't work for me for more than an hour or two. After a while my ears start itching or even they become as&nbsp;distracting&nbsp;as the reason I put them on in the first place. Headphones are really not the solution.</div><div><br /></div><div>The solution is people becoming less of an asshole. People have really become self-righteous assholes. It's almost as if their ability to speak trumps any common courtesy whatsoever. I'm working on fixing some fucking problem preventing people from using the services that bring in revenue, but 3 people need to have a discussion about the benefits of oat-bran muffins in the next cubicle over. What's worse their mothers never told them the difference between their indoor voice and their outdoor voice. Perhaps&nbsp;a manager needs to have a 30 - 45 minute meeting in some guy's cubicle about some damn thing. Never mind the fact that the manager has a fucking office and the meeting could have been held there.</div><div><br /></div><div>To me this is no different than those assholes that need to carry on cell phone conversations while standing in a line at the bank or some other place. It might be marginally better if you lowered your voice a bit, but I understand why they don't . . .</div><div><br /></div><div>Because they are self-indulgent assholes. They love the sound of their voice. The primary reason they have conversations is to speak. They probably believe the world stops and the stars and moon line up just because phonetic melodies stream from their oral orifice. It is music to their ears and, in their own mind, a river of wisdom flowing to everyone within earshot.</div><div><br /></div><div>I got news for you. Shut the hell up or have the discussion elsewhere.</div>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>I&apos;ve totally become a morning person</title>
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    <id>tag:www.boxedfool.com,2010://2.515</id>

    <published>2010-02-01T17:07:56Z</published>
    <updated>2010-02-01T17:59:45Z</updated>

    <summary><![CDATA[Yes. It's true and I am completely and utterly embarassed by the fact. Gone are the days of staying out until at least 4 AM, drinking, chasing girls and partying to the point of no return.&nbsp;I'm lucky if I can...]]></summary>
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        <name>Jim</name>
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        <![CDATA[<img src="http://www.boxedfool.com/images/alarm_clock_3.png" style="padding:5px;float:left;" />Yes. It's true and I am completely and utterly embarassed by the fact. <div><br /></div><div>Gone are the days of staying out until at least 4 AM, drinking, chasing girls and partying to the point of no return.&nbsp;</div><div><br /></div><div>I'm lucky if I can make it past midnight on a Friday.</div><div><br /></div><div>To be honest, it's not so much that I don't want to stay up or absolutely couldn't if I <b><i>really </i></b>wanted to. It's just the simple fact that after getting up Monday through Friday at 6 AM, working all day and going to the gym, I'm pretty tired by 10 PM.</div><div><br /></div><div>While some folks might say, "Oh that's great! I bet you're so productive. You can get everything done and have the rest of the day to do whatever you like."</div><div><br /></div><div>Well, yeah if by, "whatever you like" you mean "working for someone else."&nbsp;</div><div><br /></div><div>Seriously though, sometimes at work the thought of everything I could be doing to pursue my own dreams and ambitions is so distracting. While I'm fixing some asshole's data file or correcting a line of code all I can do is wonder how much I could have completed working on something that I might still have the passion to do.</div><div><br /></div><div>And really, if you think about it, that's really what it boils down to - if you ask me. When you're a twenty-something you have your health, vitality and loads of passion. There are no boundaries you're not willing to try and breach. No one will tell you what to do or what you can't do. That passion is enough to fuel you well into the wee hours of the morning.</div><div><br /></div><div>However, once you've reached your forties things aren't quite as simple as they were. What's more, things like stress and what passes as a career these days function to suck as much of the passion as possible from your body in as expedient a fashion as possible before you get wise to what's going on.&nbsp;</div><div><br /></div><div>Just my warm and fuzzy thought for the day.</div>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>California, I salute you</title>
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    <id>tag:www.boxedfool.com,2010://2.514</id>

    <published>2010-01-30T23:24:11Z</published>
    <updated>2010-01-31T00:08:46Z</updated>

    <summary>In 1986 I moved to the Midwest from Southern California. Why? Well, it&apos;s a long story meant for its own post one of these days.Today, however, is one of those days when I wonder to myself why I ever moved....</summary>
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        <name>Jim</name>
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        <![CDATA[<img src="http://www.boxedfool.com/images/pot-leaf.jpg" style="float:left;padding:5px;" />In 1986 I moved to the Midwest from Southern California. Why? Well, it's a long story meant for its own post one of these days.<div><br /></div><div>Today, however, is one of those days when I wonder to myself why I ever moved. I can't really say that I've ever got into the Midwestern mindset. While I've met people I certainly don't have a problem getting along with, most people from this region really aren't very open minded.</div><div><br /></div><div>The biggest example, in my opinion, of this is pot. One of the biggest recreational activities is to consume mass quantities of alcohol, but god forbid you even think about smoking a joint.&nbsp;</div><div><br /></div><div>I remember shortly after I moved to Nebraska a person who was underage asked me to buy some alcohol for him. Later that night as we cruised the main strip in town looking for some hotties I went out on a limb and asked him if he knew where to get some pot. I was pretty buzzed from the Peppermint Schnapps and had forgotten where I'd moved to. He responded as if I had asked him if I could have anal sex with his mom, seriously.&nbsp;</div><div><br /></div><div>We still were friends, but just didn't really hang out that much anymore. I found friends that smoked and it was finally nice to meet people that were more open minded. But still a part of me missed Southern California. Beaches, babes and buds.</div><div><br /></div><div>That's why the part in me that has considered moving back to California has found new light at the end of the tunnel. <a href="http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2010/01/marijuana-legalization-backers-california-initiative-petitions.html">It is almost certain that marijuana legalization will be on the ballot in California.</a>&nbsp;I couldn't possibly think of a better reason to move back.&nbsp;</div><div><br /></div><div>You would never see something so progressive happen here in Topeka fucking Kansas. God no!! It doesn't matter that they could realize a shit-ton of money in taxes because of it. And you have to admit, you'd think that would be reason enough. But, the bible-thumping politicians probably think it would be political suicide to even suggest it to their anal-retentive, conservative&nbsp;constituency.&nbsp;</div><div><br /></div><div>So, it's just one more person that will be watching this decision and take their tax dollars west to state that is a hell of a lot more progressive.<br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div></div>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>How lucrative is programming as a career?</title>
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    <published>2010-01-29T15:05:01Z</published>
    <updated>2010-01-29T17:09:20Z</updated>

    <summary>The other day I came across an article of particular interest to me. Firstly it was interesting because it had to do with computer programmers and secondly because it questioned how lucrative a career in computer programming actually is. The...</summary>
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        <name>Jim</name>
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        <![CDATA[<img src="http://www.boxedfool.com/images/money_tree.jpg" style="float:left;padding: 5px;" />The other day I came across an article of particular interest to me. Firstly it was interesting because it had to do with computer programmers and secondly because it questioned <a href="http://developers.slashdot.org/story/10/01/26/1313208/Is-Programming-a-Lucrative-Profession">how lucrative a career in computer programming actually is</a>. <a href="http://www.itworld.com/development/93899/programming-lucrative-profession">The original article at IT World is here.</a><div><br /></div><div>As with just about any other topic that exists, I have an opinion. Not only will I freely voice my opinion, having this blog as an outlet, I will document it for eternity.</div><div><br /></div><div>First off, what really needs to happen to answer how lucrative programming is as a career is identify exactly what we are talking about. The term, "programmer" gets thrown around quite a bit to describe&nbsp;similar&nbsp;and&nbsp;dissimilar jobs in this industry. Next, one really needs to take the setting into consideration. Some regions are much better, others lag way behind. Additionally, it really depends on the focus of any given employer. Lastly, there are some odds-and-ends comparisons that can be made to answer the question.</div><div><br /></div><div><h3><b>What's the job title?</b></h3></div><div>Computer Programmers often get lumped into what people perceive as IT. Truly, computer programming has little to do with IT. However, sometimes computer programming is mistaken for web page development and design. So honestly, there exists a real need to really understand what computer programmers actually do. At its most basic definition, in my own opinion, computer programmers write the instructions to accomplish any given task in a language that can be interpreted by a computer.</div><div><br /></div><div>In other words, computer programmers are like translators of languages. We take business logic and translate it into a computer language so that a computer can execute the logic in order to automate or simplify certain tasks.</div><div><br /></div><div>Other job titles that often are used to try and describe computer programmers are software developers, HTML programmer, web developer, web programmer, etc . . . None of these are truly correct because they often include other tasks that are indirectly involved or remotely related to computer programming. Also, each of those titles may actually involve a varying degree of experience and knowledge necessary to be proficient.</div><div><br /></div><div>The bottom line: In some cases the title isn't really a great description of the job being done. So one really can't judge how lucrative the pay can be by the job title.</div><div><br /></div><div><h3><b>Where's the job at?</b></h3></div><div>It's no surprise that different areas ( I'm focusing on the USA ) pay differently. I'm located right smack in the middle of the USA and pay is, compared to either coast, fairly low. That's partially because the cost of living is lower than other areas and partially due to the fact that technology isn't really a big industry - at least where I live.</div><div><br /></div><div>Other factors that can have an impact regionally are the proximity of educational institutions, how big the city is and things like tourism. The closer you are to a college, you may not see exceptionally high pay because of the ability to acquire new grads. Bigger cities often have a bigger pool from which they can select employees.</div><div><br /></div><div>The bottom line: Perhaps programming can be lucrative based on the regional location of the job, but there are many factors in play here. It's kind of relative. You can't necessarily get rich as a computer programmer by moving from North Dakota to New York.</div><div><br /></div><div><h3><b>What's your employer do?</b></h3></div><div>In my opinion, this is way more important than title and location. Employers whose focus is more about technology than other industries are likely to provide better compensation. Partially, this is because they value the computer programmer more and partially because they understand the job programmers do.&nbsp;</div><div><br /></div><div>For example, if you are a programmer who works for an employer who focuses on health care it may not necessarily be as lucrative as working for a technology consultant shop or an Internet business.&nbsp;</div><div><br /></div><div>This rule doesn't always apply - employers vary. I worked at a technology consultant but computer programmers were still not as valued as salespeople or marketeers. ( Yes, <b><i>marketeers</i></b> not marketers - I did that on purpose ) It would seem that in most places it's better if you can sell something that gets built rather than build something to sell.</div><div><br /></div><div>Another thing that really kind of relates to who you work for is the fact that if your employer <b>really</b>&nbsp;understands what computer programmers do, they know how to evaluate what you do. For example, would you judge a salesperson by the number of times they called prospective clients during the day regardless of whether or not a sale was made? Or, would you evaluate a salesperson based on the number of calls that resulted in a closed deal? To me, it's obvious that you evaluate the number of closed deals.</div><div><br /></div><div>Employers who evaluate programmers, for example, on the number lines of code written really don't understand the job. This translates to how accurate a performance review is and the resulting merit increase.</div><div><br /></div><div>The bottom line: Working for employers who focus on technology and understand the job description of computer programmers can be more lucrative.</div><div><br /></div><div><h3><b>Some odds and ends</b></h3></div><div>It used to be that if you could even spell HTML you could pull down a pretty handsome salary. Now, it's not that way. Employers are a lot more picky. Tey've been burned by a few hacks and they have a much wider selection. Lastly, as computer programmers go, we've kind of let ourselves get walked on. Competition from lower paying countries doesn't help matters any.</div><div><br /></div><div>It takes a lot more knowledge to even get a job as a computer programmer. It's not strange to see a job ad that requires knowledge of a few languages, database platforms and related technologies just to get an interview. While the validity of the job ad requirements can certainly be argued, it still is the way things are and needs to be dealt with.&nbsp;</div><div><br /></div><div>Employers use <s>keywords</s> buzzwords to sift through resumes to identify interview candidates. I agree, it sucks they do that, but when they are faced with 100+ candidates for one job opening they need some way to separate the worthy from the unworthy.</div><div><br /></div><div>Computer programmers, for the most part, are people who believe that knowledge is king. The more I know the more I can accomplish. However, employers could care less about your ability to program in 31 different languages. They don't pay based on how much you know.</div><div><br /></div><div>There is very little solidarity amongst computer programmers. You won't find that computer programmers are willing to ban together like most other professional groups. Most computer programmers are very willing to be happy with getting their's and if you didn't it's because you weren't worthy. To me, this is really fucked up - but that's how things are. Perhaps if there was some solidarity most employers would treat us like salespeople and marketeers.</div><div><br /></div><div>Lots of computer programmers will bitch about the whole H1B thing and say, "Those people stole our jobs!" Personally, I've never been directly affected by it. I have worked with three programmers from India and found them to be knowledgeable as well as very likable. As far as jobs being shipped overseas . . . here again, I've never been directly affected, but I am not a fan of the practice.</div><div><br /></div><div>It's really easy for someone in another country, where 12K USD is an average annual salary, to compete with what is required here in the USA for a family of 4 in an average American city. Employers who would exploit this are scum. However, these are the facts as they are. Computer programming is a digital, technical process that can be done easily from any location. If you can telecommute from Indiana they can telecommute from India.</div><div><br /></div><div><h3><b>Conclusion</b></h3></div><div>How lucrative is programming as a career?&nbsp;</div><div><br /></div><div>To be perfectly honest . . . It depends. There are a host of factors like where you live, who you work for and what their focus is. Also, there are things you cannot control like how your employer perceives your performance and compares you to other groups of employees.</div><div><br /></div><div>Will you get rich being a computer programmer? Probably not. Especially not, if you work for someone else. If you want to be a computer programmer and enjoy wealth and prosperity you will most likely have to work for yourself. That's a lot harder than finding a job as a programmer, but ultimately a lot more rewarding.&nbsp;</div>]]>
        
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    <title>Thank you for the clarity</title>
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    <id>tag:www.boxedfool.com,2010://2.512</id>

    <published>2010-01-28T14:03:09Z</published>
    <updated>2010-01-28T15:23:17Z</updated>

    <summary> Every so often it&apos;s really nice to have a moment of clarity that reinforces the true feelings you have for something. It really doesn&apos;t matter the orientation of those feelings. They may be positive or negative. For example, you...</summary>
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        <name>Jim</name>
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        <![CDATA[<img src="http://www.boxedfool.com/images/finger.jpg" style="float:left;padding:5px;" /> Every so often it's really nice to have a moment of clarity that reinforces the true feelings you have for something. It really doesn't matter the orientation of those feelings. They may be positive or negative. For example, you may really not like a particular food and you happen to go out to eat and get a particularly bad helping of it and it just provides plentiful justification for you to continue, or validate your reasoning for despising that food.<div><br /></div><div>Such was the case with my morning drive to work today.</div><div><br /></div><div>It's no secret that Topeka tops the list of places I love to despise. I have never lived in a community that is composed of such selfish, inconsiderate, discourteous and unfriendly people my entire life. I lived a lot of places. Perhaps I'm too young to remember each and every place. My mom would probably argue that Salt Lake City is worse. I was only 6 or 7 then, so I can't really speak to it.</div><div><br /></div><div>This morning as I drove down the street I, as it so often happens in this shithole of a town, got trapped behind an asshole going 10mph under the speed limit. I couldn't get around because there was a long line of cars on my left. I needed to get over so that I could make a left hand turn and the window of opportunity to do that was closing very, very soon. Finally the line of cars on my left came to an end. The person who unfortunately was caught behind me and Mr Gotta Drive Like Old People Fuck turned on their turn signal and moved into the left lane. I also did the same - I turned on my turn signal and moved into the left lane.</div><div><br /></div><div>The next thing I know the person behind me is laying on their horn - nonstop, as if it was stuck in the "on" position.&nbsp;</div><div><br /></div><div>HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK!</div><div><br /></div><div>HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK!</div><div><br /></div><div>HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK!</div><div><br /></div><div>HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK!</div><div><br /></div><div>I think perhaps I pissed her off. Did I do something so wrong that she needed to be such a bitch about it? I needed to get over into the left lane.</div><div><br /></div><div>HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK!</div><div><br /></div><div>HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK!</div><div><br /></div><div>HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK!</div><div><br /></div><div>HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK!</div><div><br /></div><div>Then, in a real bitch move she gets back into the right lane so she can flip me off. I return the favor. I think she was hoping to pass in front of me but had to stop. Then she turns her turn signal on and I'm beginning to believe she wants to cut me off or something. But I drive by her and then she gets behind me once again.&nbsp;</div><div><br /></div><div>Of course, she has to honk some more. And not just Honk! Honk! It's the bitch honk.</div><div><br /></div><div>HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK!</div><div><br /></div><div>HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK!</div><div><br /></div><div>HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK!</div><div><br /></div><div>HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK!</div><div><br /></div><div>Here's where I begin to think that I did something really inconsiderate. Perhaps she believes I cut her off. I can imagine she was really frustrated since we were both stuck behind Mr Drives Like Old People Fuck - the guy who could only go 20mph in a 30mph zone. And then we had to wait while a line of cars passes us by such that we have to wait and wait and wait to get out from behind him. Hell, she probably blamed me and thought I was the asshole going so slow.</div><div><br /></div><div>But you know what? I didn't do anything wrong. I signaled and changed lanes just like you, you stupid fucking bitch. I was stuck behind the slow prick just like you were. I needed to make a lane change because I was turning left too. If you believe I cut you off, you know you could have been a little less selfish and given me more space.</div><div><br /></div><div>After all, we both had to sit at a red light to make our left turns, didn't we? Are you really in that big of a hurry to stop at a red light?</div><div><br /></div><div>Your problem is the same that plagues the rest of this fucking city. You are so fucking selfish that you can't possibly think of anything but yourself - and any gain has to come at the expense of someone else. The fact that I had to change lanes probably <b><i>could have</i></b> slowed your morning commute by 2 seconds - if that. Of course we still would have hit the red light so it is immaterial. Isn't it? You could have just been nice and the outcome would have been the same - but I forgot where I am . . . it's Topeka fucking Kansas.</div><div><br /></div><div>But no . . . you had to be a bitch about it. After all, it's much better to be a rude bitch about things and deny compassion and consideration to others so that you may prosper - or at least feel as if you are prospering.</div><div><br /></div><div>So, thank you Ms Inconsiderate Bitch Driver. I really appreciate it. I've long believed that this town is little more than a collection of selfish, inconsiderate assholes. However, after this morning I need not ponder that point any longer. Far be it from me to stand in your way of sitting at a red light. In the future I will give you and all other shitty, selfish, inconsiderate drivers a wide berth. I know I'm lumping all other drivers into the same pot, but that seems to be the right thing to do. I may as well assume that every person I share the street with here is the biggest asshole in the world and needs the whole fucking street to get from point A to point B.</div><div><br /></div><div>As a matter of fact I think the following applies: You have the right of way by virtue of the fact that you exist.&nbsp;</div><div><br /></div><div>After all, it's all about you isn't it? Fuck everybody else. As long as you get your's - even if that means getting to the red light before anybody else.</div>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>My attitude kind of sucks today</title>
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    <id>tag:www.boxedfool.com,2010://2.511</id>

    <published>2010-01-26T14:36:57Z</published>
    <updated>2010-01-26T15:15:06Z</updated>

    <summary>I&apos;m not really in the mood for the bullshit today. Not sure why, but definitely sure that I just don&apos;t want to have to put up with the bullshit that so often accompanies my daily routine.Perhaps it was the way...</summary>
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        <name>Jim</name>
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        <![CDATA[I'm not really in the mood for the bullshit today. Not sure why, but definitely sure that I just don't want to have to put up with the bullshit that so often accompanies my daily routine.<div><br /></div><div>Perhaps it was the way things went yesterday that has kind of put me off. Saying one thing and doing a completely opposite thing is one way to really get me on your bad side. Especially when it puts me in an awkward position.</div><div><br /></div><div>Let's just say, for the sake of argument, that you've hired me to build your house. In order to comply with building codes you must use a specific kind of nail to fasten the wood together. However, you make it unnecessarily difficult for me to get the nails I need to build your house. Perhaps you keep them in a locked room. Perhaps the people with the keys are unavailable the majority of the time or busy with other things such that your nails request may not be seen until the end of the day.</div><div><br /></div><div>This is often the kind of environment that developers work in and at times I can just be all Zen-like and roll with it. Other times it just gets on my last nerve.</div>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>This is what it looked like a couple weeks ago</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.boxedfool.com/2010/01/this-is-what-it-looked-like-a-couple-weeks-ago.html" />
    <id>tag:www.boxedfool.com,2010://2.510</id>

    <published>2010-01-25T14:30:05Z</published>
    <updated>2010-01-25T14:42:15Z</updated>

    <summary>Just about all the snow is gone now due to the very mild weather lately. I almost miss it. But this morning the weather has changed again and the temperature is below freezing.Maybe I don&apos;t miss the snow?...</summary>
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        <name>Jim</name>
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        <![CDATA[Just about all the snow is gone now due to the very mild weather lately. I almost miss it. But this morning the weather has changed again and the temperature is below freezing.<div><br /></div><div>Maybe I don't miss the snow?<br /><div><br /></div>
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    <title>Blend, simply blend</title>
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    <id>tag:www.boxedfool.com,2010://2.509</id>

    <published>2010-01-24T18:06:46Z</published>
    <updated>2010-01-24T19:03:04Z</updated>

    <summary>As part of my diet I drink smoothies most mornings, This morning was no exception and as usual I filled the blender with yogurt, milk, protein powder, peanut butter, mixed frozen berries, a banana, ice and other mixed frozen fruit....</summary>
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        <name>Jim</name>
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        <![CDATA[As part of my diet I drink smoothies most mornings, This morning was no exception and as usual I filled the blender with yogurt, milk, protein powder, peanut butter, mixed frozen berries, a banana, ice and other mixed frozen fruit. As usual, I pressed the button to mix the ingredients into my favorite morning breakfast meal.<div><br /></div><div>Things started out ok. Slowly the ingredients began to mix together as I impatiently waited to see the ice at the top get drawn down into the center and blended&nbsp;thoroughly, However, things didn't really go as expected.</div><div><br /></div><div>With no warning whatsoever a small, metallic pinging sound began to eminate from the blender's motor. There was still a considerable amount of frozen fruit and ice that had not been mixed.&nbsp;It was at this point that I began to worry whether or not my smoothie was going to finish blending. As if to answer my question the smell of overheating electronics filled my nostrils and smoke started to flow from the base of the blender.</div><div><br /></div><div>I turned the blender off and looked inside. Sure enough, there were a lot of ingredients that had yet to mix. I started the blender again and the noxious smell filled the air more profusely than before. The metallic&nbsp;grinding&nbsp;sound was just as bad as before but the smoke became worse.</div><div><br /></div><div>I now knew that my breakfast was postponed.</div><div><br /></div><div>I ended up getting a new blender.</div>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>And the answer is . . .</title>
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    <id>tag:www.boxedfool.com,2010://2.508</id>

    <published>2010-01-22T16:45:43Z</published>
    <updated>2010-01-22T16:56:39Z</updated>

    <summary>Because it&apos;s Friday.I don&apos;t know the question. As far as I&apos;m concerned, it doesn&apos;t really matter. No matter what the question, the answer should be . . . Because it&apos;s Friday.Try it. It works very well.Q: Why do I have...</summary>
    <author>
        <name>Jim</name>
        <uri>http://www.boxedfool.com/</uri>
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        <![CDATA[Because it's Friday.<div><br /></div><div>I don't know the question. As far as I'm concerned, it doesn't really matter. No matter what the question, the answer should be . . . Because it's Friday.</div><div><br /></div><div>Try it. It works very well.</div><div><br /></div><div>Q: Why do I have this nasty rash?</div><div>A: Well, because it's Friday.</div><div><br /></div><div>See, works like a charm.</div><div><br /></div><div>Q: Why didn't you post yesterday?</div><div>A: Because it's Friday.</div><div><br /></div><div>This answer is very customizable as well. For example, if you wanted to spice things up . . .</div><div><br /></div><div>Q: Why are making so much noise you jerk?</div><div>A: Because, asshole, it's Friday!</div><div><br /></div><div>On another note, what the hell was up with The Office last night? 30 minutes of clips from seasons past? I had kind of expected that The Office had jumped the shark, but this is like another nail in it's coffin.</div>]]>
        
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