Seriously though, if a pair of boobs had jumped out from my phone at me do you really think I'd be wasting my time here blogging about it? In case you didn't know, the image to the left contains boobs. Rather nice one's I might add as well.
Do you think I live in my mom's basement or something?
Well, just to clear it up I do not live in my mom's basement and although the possibility of boobs flying out of my phone gives me warm fuzzies, it did not happen. I wish it would, however, unlike the folks at Apple.
Yep, you heard that right. All those people at Apple must be homos or something. What gives with taking all the girlie apps off the shelf? Well, from what I hear it's not all the apps - just certain ones that don't belong to publishers with metric-shit-tons of money behind them like Sports Illustrated and FHM.
Seriously, what gives?
Are you afraid you might give someone access to a picture of a woman fully nude? In case you didn't know, the phone does come with a browser. A web browser. One can use it to browse the whole Internets and search for stuff using The Google. One may even be able to find pictures of women unclothed with their everything hanging out for the whole world to see.
I imagine you're just trying to protect the children - as everyone is these days. Yes they are so precious aren't they? Well, chances are those children have seen more than you? You have heard of sexting, haven't you?
I don't have an iPhone. Given this kind of behavior, I probably never will. What's next? You won't allow apps that have recipes that are bad for you?
Apple sucks.

Did you have a point here or was this just a good excuse to post the gratutious photo?
Gratuitous photos need no excuse.