A win-win situation:

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Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately: illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida  ...

Not me. I concentrate on solutions for the problems. It's a win-win situation.

         + Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border. 

        + Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies.

        + Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.